> 1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if
> I fail
> to get the
> position. Be prepared for my mood.
> 2: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out
> of the
> office.
> If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
> 3: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain
> removed so
> that I may be promoted to management
> 4: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you
> send me
> until I
> return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will be
> deleted in
> the order it was received.
> 5: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged
> $5.99 for
> the
> first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
>
> 6: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection
> and is
> unable to
> deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending
> again.
> (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many
> in-duh-viduals did this over and over).
>
> 7: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing
> system.
> You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a
> reply in
> approximately 19 weeks.
> 8: Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by
> your PC
> for my response.
> 9: Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't
> bother to
> leave
> me any messages.
> 10: I've run away to join a different circus.
>
> AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE
> 11: I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical
> reasons.
> When
> I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Steve'
> I fail
> to get the
> position. Be prepared for my mood.
> 2: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out
> of the
> office.
> If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
> 3: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain
> removed so
> that I may be promoted to management
> 4: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you
> send me
> until I
> return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will be
> deleted in
> the order it was received.
> 5: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged
> $5.99 for
> the
> first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
>
> 6: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection
> and is
> unable to
> deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending
> again.
> (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many
> in-duh-viduals did this over and over).
>
> 7: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing
> system.
> You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a
> reply in
> approximately 19 weeks.
> 8: Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by
> your PC
> for my response.
> 9: Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't
> bother to
> leave
> me any messages.
> 10: I've run away to join a different circus.
>
> AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE
> 11: I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical
> reasons.
> When
> I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Steve'
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