Αυτά παθαίνεις αν κάνεις Ινδούς φίλους. Μία προσωπική τραγική ιστορία που έχω την ανάγκη να μοιραστώ μαζί σας.

Το κείμενο που ακολουθεί το έστειλε ένας Ινδός συμφοιτητής μου, και ο υποτιθέμενος "φίλος" μου, στην κοπέλα (αμφιβόλου προελεύσεως) με την οποία συνευρίσκομαι το τελευταίο χρονικό διάστημα. Αν έχεις τέτοιους φίλους...

Hello Maria,

Firstly I apologise for butting into your face book account and messaging like this. However, i felt it necessary to tell you what I am going to tell.


I don't know how to put this, but still I have mustered enough courage to put this is in a civilised way. (I have been deliberating about this message for two days now). Oh By the way I hope you remember me, I am Karl's friend.


In our two meetings I found you very friendly and nice(I don't know about your opinion about me, nevertheless) and hence I am narrating this. Two days back Karl & I were in the library and casually I asked him for a mint, he reluctantly gave it and then I asked him to tell me where he bought it from. Being the cynic that he is, he refused to tell me; upon further pressing he told me that you had bought the mint. So, I told him to ask you to get me a packet of it whenever possible. He then freaked out and went mad, he started howling and after much vituperation he told me to Fuck off. I was upset and told him that I would ask you directly and you know what he said? He told me that If I ever talk to you or add you as a friend on facebook, let alone call a friend, he would punch me where it hurts the most.


Now, I thought Karl was a nice chap and I was very happy for you guys however i have been observing him lately and I have come to a firm conclusion that he is a bully with very nasty intentions. He says he is a humanitarian and all that but to be honest he is a communist bastard(pardon my language, i couldn't control saying that). Please don't tell him that i have messaged you, because if he comes to know that I have done this he will hit me badly. He already calls me a brown and racially abuses me not only in college but also while traveling in the tube.


Maria, I found you very comely and hence I am telling you he is really a bully so please next time when you go to a super market buy a pack of mint for me, put it in his bag and send a message to me on facebook. I will take it from his bag when he goes to the loo(he goes to the loo which is meant for the physically challenged individuals just because it is very spacious, he has bad intentions).


Thanks & I apologise again
Cheers,
V


PS-Please put two packs of mint, i am scared to tell you to repeat the procedure of stealthily sending a packet of mint in his bag.V S February 18 at 10:45pm Report
Maria, there are lots of spelling and grammatical mistakes in my previous mails because I am scared of Karl and I was shivering when I was typing.Sorry :(